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Monday, June 25, 2012

Milo's Love Has Gone Away

I'm not sure what to do with Milo ever since His Love has gone away. His Love is in China teaching English to Singaporean kids. I feel a bit bad for Milo. He practically lives for the moments at the start of the day and at the end when His Love goes to the backyard, sits down and allows him to climb on her lap and rub his face in her crotch.

I know right. Disgusting.

But when Milo does it, it's cute. He does it like any puppy would rub its face and nuzzle up to Momma Dog's belly. Once done, he tries to pack himself in and fit his substantial backside onto His Love's small lap. Have you ever had a beefy man sit on your lap? Well... that's what it looks like except that this one has fur.

Milo's Love also happens to be Daddy's Girl. Daddy's Girl has gone away to China to teach English to Singaporean kids. Daddy is having problems too. He kinda mopes and makes comments like "Sigh! Now, it's just the 3 of us. Jiejie (at home, we refer to Daddy's Girl as Big Sister in Chinese because she is Little Boy's Big Sister) has gone away." Yesterday, Daddy said something like that THREE times. Yes... moping. Definitely moping.

Moping Daddy was so mopey that he irritated Daddy's Girl with a long litany of advice on how to keep her belongings safe. And of course, he gave his advice in that overbearing Daddy-ish way... all gruff voice and macho... and I know-it-all because Me Tarzan and You Jane-Baby. Daddy's Girl HATES that. She is a teen, remember? She knows more than her parents do and if you wanna give her advice, best you do it the way a psychologist like me does. Or else.

I expect that Daddy's Girl is having the time of her life right now!


Blur Ting said...

Funny I just had a talk with YK this morning about how they are always our top priority whereas we're always their last priority. He replied, "That's because we're teenagers what."

Petunia Lee said...

Ting - Yeah... that pretty much sums it up... though I must say that The Daughter and The Boyfriend do make the 2 families feel special by making disciplined effort to spend time with us... and laying ground rules on how they interact with both sets of parents. I am very appreciative.

Wen-ai said...

Milo and Daddy can mope together... heh.;)

Petunia Lee said...

Wen-Ai: They probably will. Kekekekeke!

Malar said...

Poor Milo and Daddy.... How about Mummy? same too i guess.....hahhahhaa...