Me: Why would your wife mind me taking care of your kids?
Little Boy (patiently): You know how you don't like Popo to boss you around and take over the household? Well, I am sure my wife would definitely mind if you took over all of our kids!!
Me: Maybe your wife is a pansy and she'll just do what we tell her.
Little Boy: She won't be a pansy.
Me: Why not?
Little Boy (emphatically): Because I won't marry a pansy.
Me: Marry a pansy... and make life easier for all us.
Little Boy (quite firmly): No.
Sigh! I suppose that's that. I'll have to find another way to get my hands on those cute babies.